~Highly Obscure Minimal Shitty File Manager (HOMSFM) 0.0001 Alpha~

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Topquotes

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"The World's first Linux distro to have 0 LOC",

"So Obscure, it doesn't even exist",

"When Haiku is just too mainstream...",

"WE'RE BETTER THAN U",

"This is our collective lives, an internet circlejerk",

"Time:  Squandered.  Potential:  Wasted.",

"Oh, I use _LIEEEEEEEEEEEENUX_",

"I only use hardcore operating systems for hardcore hackers such as myself",

"Tightwadding as a lifestyle",

"Linux as a shit-pact between losers",

"Fuck you.",

"Generic Ironic witty linux quote",

"It's in beta, so you can't say anything bad",

"I'm learning linux by becoming a tightwad",

"I just like it, okay?",

"It just doesn't work",

"For when life is just too mainstream",

"A special loser distro for special losers",

"SUDO SUDO FUCKMYASS",

"GNU/Linux without the GNU or Linux",

"An anti-linux linux for anti-linuxing",

"Linux without libs",

"OH GOD I'VE WASTED 40 YEARS OF MY LIFE",

"It's like being in 1994 all over again",

"We seriously pretend like it's 1994",

"Linux isn't about being free, but being able to argue with everyone forever",

"If we shoop our logo on enough girls' panties, then we win",

"Because honestly, FUCK LINUX",

"Because honestly, FUCK YOU",

"You're're a scrub",

"Tightwads, timesinkers, circlejerkers - unite!",

"Linux for users who hate themselves",

"OpenBSD without the Open or BSD",

"please kill me",

"Wat",

"uguuuuuuuuuuuuuuu",

"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK",

"lol, im so edgy and intelligentd",

"For when you thought you were set but one of your friends started using your OS",

"Like screaming into a compiler",

"Linux as a shitty wannabe lifestyle",

"Where it's a miracle if you get X working",

"IT'S BETTER -BECAUSE- IT'S SHIT",

"so meenemal... it barely exists",

"mai waifu has a kawaii butt uguu",

"FUCK THE HATERS EVEN IF THEY'RE RIGHT",

"Ye must reinvent the already free wheel to pretend to be superior",

"So meeneeeeeeeee... meneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...",

"The freedom to be a loser and a hipster",

"A wannabe-central loserbase",

"Gonna party like it's 1994",

"Linux was MEANT to be tightwad timesink shit",

"Leenux is not meant for casuals",

"FUCK YOU SO FUCK NO FUCK US YOU FUCK SO FUCK",

"Don't use it, but make sure you SAY you use it",

"If it works, break it to give yourself more work",

"If it works, fuck it up to pretend to be deep and edgy",

"If you shove your head in the ground long enough, anything is possible",

"btw ur a faget",

"From Linux came autism",

"From Linux came hipsters",

"From Linux came a circlejerk",

"A parking ticket for your life",

"Like writing an 80-year long suicide note",

"A noble fight against enemies that don't exist",

"Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it.",

"I've never felt more productive while accomplishing nothing.",

"(the name is ironic!)",

"I was thinking too minimal for Ubuntu to keep up",

"It's not about using GNU/Linux, it's about showing everyone online that you are",

"You may know us as hackers.  Pros.  Philosophers.  Artists.  Losers.  Faggots.  Autists.",

"We kinda just suck each other's dick all day, that counts right?",

"Money is made and lost, but we stay here, in our little hole"

   
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Wine 0.1

Wine 0.1

Thunar

Thunar

Xterm

Xterm

obnoxious edgy .conkyrc

DISTRO:  ObscureOS 0.01a

KERNEL:  2.2 (LOOK AT ME)

CPU0: 100%  

(CPU0 currently fucked by FUCKCPU)

ETH0: Too mainstream

CPU MEM
/bin/FUCKCPU 99.52 1.52
/bin/timewasted 2.01 6.02
meh 8.30 9.14

/home/ - 5GB

/bin/ - currently rm -r'd by /bin/timewasted

MEH:  Currently compiled and running, buying you e-cred with internet strangers

IRC CIRCLEJERK: Up

IMAGEBOARD 'JERK: Up

Waifu: Set to Desktop

Uptime: Not good